

Delays, delays, apologies, apologies
QOTD: Attractive men were not in plentiful supply in Lancre, where licking your hand and smoothing your hair down before taking a girl...


A little peek
QOTD: Keep your friends close. And your enemies so close… that you’re almost kissing. I'm still working on my gargoyles book - it's been...


Who ya gonna call?
QOTD: I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. Okay, so I'm well on my way with my new...


If you're looking for something sweet...
QOTD: One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine. Once I went out with a guy who wore 3-D...


Recommended + QOTD
Okay first of all, quote of the day: "The best way into a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in." Weird,...
New short story!
QOTD: "We stick together like Batman and Robin. Except in the Christopher Nolan movies. What is that guy's problem?" Anyway, other than...